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Tick On My Taint

from Hot Chicken Wisdom by Rich Mahan

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I’ve got a tick on my taint. It sounds funny but it ain’t
The little bugger dug in as I was Walking in the woods today I got a tick on my taint It sounds funny but it ain’t
The little blood-sucking vampire’s Feeding off my DNA
It was a lovely day for walking in the woods I wore my deet just like I know you should
I had my long pants and my Stetson hat
But that little vampire got past all that
I object to where he likes to dine
He’s got a buffet table where the sun don’t shine Getting his fill while he drinks up my red wine
I got a tick on my taint It sounds funny but it ain’t
He’s lodged in my rear And I wanna lodge a formal complaint I got a tick on my taint I wanna scratch it but I cain’t
Yeah I feel like Capt Kirk Fightin Klingons out in Sector 8
When I found him I felt like a fool,
I was dropping some kids off down at the pool I couldn’t see him but I knew he was there
In between the cheeks of my derriere
Sometimes they git ya where the good lord split ya
When they drop down outta their tree
Just another inch forward and he woulda got the best of me
I got a tick on my taint It sounds funny but it ain’t
The little blood-sucking vampire’s Feeding off my DNA Yeah I feel like a fool cause there’s a
motherfukkin tick on my taint

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from Hot Chicken Wisdom, released February 4, 2022

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Rich Mahan Nashville, Tennessee

Guitarist/singer-songwriter Rich Mahan lives in Nashville, TN.

He credits the Grateful Dead with opening his ears to all styles of music, and has adopted their pursuit of "Fun at all costs" as his mantra, applying that esthetic to the creation of his music.

He moved to Nashville in 2010 to make music and join the city’s growing population of Golden State Refugees and eat Prince's Hot Chicken. ... more

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